Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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