just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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