Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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