Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
