I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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