I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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