What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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