You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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