is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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