i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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