don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
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when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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