Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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