I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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