Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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