its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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