I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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