there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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