my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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