I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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