can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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