It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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