Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
