I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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