her vagine was all disorganized.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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