He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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