No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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