My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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