Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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