I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
home. puking in laundry basket.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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