That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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