CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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