Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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