youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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