My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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