you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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