wat bout pragnant strippers??
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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