So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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