you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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