Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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