sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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