Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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