This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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