I can text with my tongue
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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