he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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