handjob tips. give me some.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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