i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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