Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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