He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
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