Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I am one with the molecules
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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