I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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