So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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