who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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