great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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