from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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