What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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