I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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