He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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