Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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